raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a girl
Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
BOYFRIEND / GIRLFRIEND/ DATEMATE APPLICATION
Why should I pick you?:
Why do you even want to date me?:
I swear to God I’m just going to keep reblogging until I finally get a response
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DID I SERIOUSLY JUST FIND THIS ON MY DASH.
HOLY SHIT I FORGOT THE FRIES IN THE OVEN HOLY SHIT
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.
ignoring the fact that it says pepis, pepsi throwback is the best kind of pepsi.
please dont ignore the pepis
Yes, mom I know I have to do the dishes, but mom. Pete. Pete Wentz is blonde, mom. He’s blonde
windows phone is so cute. look at how the face changes when you get messages
"aw you don’t have any messages, it’s okay you’re still special"
"oh shit you got a message you hella speical"
"holy fuck cheese on a ball you hella popular better answer these people"